humanbaby: please don’t ever call me cute i am attempting to be a goddess
what terrifying final sights:... →
youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to…
What a stressful week. Need a weekend of sleep.
claydols: calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus
thats-slightly-raven: spoken-not-written: thats-slightly-raven: My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now. oh crumbs. I swear to god.
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
harryfuckyou: *icona pop voice* i dont care
elevenfeathers: I feel like Eurovision is Europe’s best inside joke.
letmelickyournipples: my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
fullmetal-dipshit: ozzyosborntodie: “you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
Worst feelings in the world
aberrant-albert: sheenathehyena: datekougyous: Failing a test you studied really hard for Getting replaced in a friendship Getting ignored Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled Having to fight back tears in front of people Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else Goodbyes Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a...
rocketpoweredcheetahbitches: if girls want the D do guys want the double D
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
My dog is sat on my dad’s chair and she is snoring her little head off bless her. BEDTIME.